eager & elderly .

some may think me strange and a tad bit odd

so, feel free to uncomfortably smile and nod .

i cant wait until i blow out my birthday cake.

ill take a deep breath and exhale on the candles ... all 68 .

yeah that's right, that'll be my year

the one that's dreaded and provokes folk's fear .

people sleep on 68 'cause of bad hips and awkward stares

but you can say things to people that (before) you wouldn't dare !

i can be rude to adults and SCARE little kids,

& they can't say a word because i paid my bid .

my age and my 'wisdom' will make it all worth while .

ill call it seniority, & they'll call me senile .

but i don't care, cause ill be fly

on some random nude beach with SAGGY SKIN FRIED .

ill rock jogging suits with "HOT MAMA" on the back

with my cute running shoes and my shades to match .

ill bungee jump and dive from planes .

on my harley davidson, ill pass the old lames with their walkers and canes .

vitally, ill be at complete peace with life .

ill simply laugh at the pain, heartbreak and strife .

68 will be my year .

[... well as long as my kids dont try to put me into a home >:0]