a funny joke . thanks scott lol .

Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.

Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said.

Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

* just think about it ; lol my friends didnt get it the first time , smh .

eargasm facades .

im sitting in the dark .
if someone told me that there was anyone else in the room ... could have fooled me .
ive been waiting for his set all night, trying to hear something that can make my thighs burn .
um . i mean my soul dance .
im entranced in his everyword like he's pulling my heart by the collar .yanking me while he alludes to the motherland and moves his back to connote strength . speaking softly then roughly, making me crunch and rebuild my self again and again .
im listening intently, just trying to pick something out of his mouth . something that will hold me over until the next time . time stands still while he speaks . hmm, time didnt even have the audacity to stay in the room while he spoke .
time knew what that moment meant to me, what that poem meant to me .
time was aware of what his voice did for my skin, sinking in like cocoa butter. he'd better stop .

be careful what you lust for i presume . he stops and his essence crawls out of the window like the lust i felt for him in the moment . he's an asshole and overbearing without his poetry. he's obnoxious when his melodic soulfood stops singing its servings . he's too loud & its apparent that his soul thirsts for the approval of everyone else in the room . poor thing . poor me. & i just wanna caress him and say softly in his ear,
"STFU" .

seinfeld with a vagina .

as i was riding in the car on the way back from hooters with the girls... i had an epiphany .

im seinfeld with a vagina . if youve never seen an episode of seinfeld that i cant help you understand too much more than my explanation . but anywhoooo, seinfeld is known for taking the simplest things in the world & placing them under a magnifying glass lol . or attracting the weirdest, randomest, craziest moments . i get it all . i see it all . i notice it all. i analyze it... all . aha

if there is anyone who analyzes like me...it would be ellen degeneres , lmxo . i used to watch this stand up back to back on HBO . jokessss :

halle berry ? no. ellen degeneres ! lol

but why is ellen halarious ? lmxo .

the everest guy . ahah ;