diary of a mad fat woman >:0

where did this come from ?
since when could my tummy talk ?

there arent earthquakes in atlanta ?
well, why are my thighs shaking like 8.5 on the rector scale ?

i have more face than last month .

dear back fat, nice to meet you ...but could you move to my breast and butt please ? thanks .

cafeteria trips , pizza ordering , chinese food , philly cheese steaks , ice cream trips to the grill , sugar sin , grease guts, fat fits, and calorie clinching until your pants dont fit .

im just sayin :X

lmbo .

kiss my assignments ;

an essay due . What

did i do with the prompt ?

what happens if i dont turn it in on time ?

three test next week

and my mind melts like chocolate & marshmallows .

freeze, melt, zzzz, crack . there goes my mind .

extra-curricular activites,

busy like honey bees .

buzzin like nobody's business .

my meeting at five fifty.

another at seven , wait six .

or was it yesterday ?

did i miss it ?

upload the paper ?

what website ?

double-spaced ?

site which source ?

business attire ?

college + 4 years x tuition can easily be equated to el nervoso breakdown-o .